It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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