just come out here and I will go home with you...
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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