Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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