question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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