You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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