What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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