Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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