The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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