Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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