I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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