tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
