Dual....:-)
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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