even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
false alarm. still invincible.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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