let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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