my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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