He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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