You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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