There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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