Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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