like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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