I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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