I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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