Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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