So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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