I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
