Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My cat gives me a boner
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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