she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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