I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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