so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Let's get the cat blown out
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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