sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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