That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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