Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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