His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
His nipple licking is glorious
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