I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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