I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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