I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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