just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Randomize
