i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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