brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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