After last night, I could never be a politician.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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