therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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