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why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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