I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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