Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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