Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Come on in and take your pants off
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