Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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