he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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