I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Are we still banned from the library?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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