He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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