In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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