He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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