I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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