It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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