Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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