At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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